Showing posts with label Robots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robots. Show all posts

Robots wage war on jellyfish swarms


Most of our jobs are being taken over by robots. This is due to several reasons;

  1. Robots move way faster. I mean, have you ever waited half an hour for a Bargain Bucket because some newbie was manning the tills at Kentucky?
  2. Robots put up with more crap than a parked car at a seaside. Would you like to be kicked repeatedly because a can of Fanta Fruit Twist failed to drop out of your ass
  3. Robots have an off button. 

RoboCop Trailer

Half Robot, Half Man, All Cop! RoboCop! The shiny metal protector of Detroit City is coming back and he’s coming black.


Transformers 4 Gets A Title


Transformers 4 is upon us (July 10th 2014) and Michael Bay is coming back with giant robots knocking the bejesus out of one another while foolish mortals rush around at their feet screaming and getting blown up. He's recast the entire franchise, and he's pulled a somewhat brave and very pleasing move by not rebooting the whole thing at the same time.