Elderly Woman Gets Lost on Trip to Library, Ends Up in Mexico

Anne Terhune,60 of San Diego, California got lost on the way to local library on November 19th, got lost for four days and ended up in Mexico. 

Her husband was worried that his devoted wife had left him so filed a missing persons notice with the local police force.

Man Loses Penis on Night Out

All your drinking stories are now obsolete. A 64 year old man has taken getting shit faced to glorious new heights by waking up without a penis. Neighbours have since claimed that Geraldo Ramos's tackle was bitten off by a wandering dog as the man passed out in the Dominican Republic naked and mind-meltingly drunk.