Super Mario Has Super Catchy Pop Song

Here at Wireless we consider it our privilege, nay, our duty to bring to you the greatest cultural exports the internet has to offer. We brought you Turtle Burger, then Man Gets Fork Stuck in Penis and who could forget the delightful Twerk Fire Girl?

Now we bring you this, a simply awesome track about Mario's failed attempts to get over that lizard loving (captured again? Bitch please) harlot Peach. 

It's catchy as hell and is brought to you by Long-Island punk pop wizards Patent Pending. Completely legit scientists estimate this is at least seventeen times better than any song ever written probably.

You're welcome.  

Words by Ben Gibson