American Apparel Mannequins now with Pubes

American Apparel have apparently forgotten that the point of mannequins is to show off the clothing, as they’ve recently decided that their mannequins need to be the part people focus on. So they’ve slapped pubes on them.

Drunk Guy call 999 Repeatedly to Brag about his Sex Life

Repeatedly is probably an understatement. This guy called them 30 TIMES over the course of 4 hours to let them know the ins and outs of his sexual endeavours. How bombed do you have to be to think it’s a good idea to call emergency services for 4 hours about what you get up to in the bedroom? Surely if you’re drunk enough to think that’s a great plan, you’d be too drunk to actually execute it…

Runaway Teens found Holidaying in the Caribbean

Edward Bunyan and Indira Gainiyeva (both 16) recently ran away from their boarding school, causing their families much concern as no-one knew where they were. They’ve been extremely concerned about the safety of these two teens, as you’d expect.

Husky tells owner “NO!” when told to go in Kennel

This might just be the cutest thing you see all day. Blaze is an 11-month old husky who does not like being in his kennel. Like really, really does not like his kennel. So much in fact, that he’s learnt to say no.

Man Goes Tiger Shark Swimming in Just a Bird Cage - Does he Survive?

Australians are a bit mad, everyone knows it. So they all try to out do each over with increasingly bat shit crazy stunts. 

Up Steps - Bird Cage Shark Dive Boy. In this video a young fisherman tries to swim with a bloody massive Tiger Shark using a Canary bird cage as protection. 

Man Falls Through Golf Shop Roof - No One Cares

Check out this video from a pro golf shop in America. There's a guy up in the ceiling wiring some lighting when all of a sudden the roof gives way. But wait until you see how the shop workers react. 

Pulp Fiction as an 8 Bit Video Game

This is just brilliant. Check out the video below.

Urban Outfitters in Trouble for Depression Shirt

Formerly-alternative clothing retailers Urban Outfitters have recently hit the news, and the hot water, over a debatably offensive t-shirt they are, or more accurately were, selling. This isn’t the first time they’ve run into issues with their clothing; previous disasters include a pair of socks emblazoned with nothing less than a picture of lord Ganesh. Tasteful. But whether or not they’re committing crimes of fashion is another story, this one’s just about how they’re upsetting various different groups of people.

UK’s Sluttiest City Revealed

Researchers have deduced the cities in the UK where the most one night stands are going down. Not only that but they’ve also worked out the most “adventurous” city, and yes that means exactly what you think it means.

Guy Killed by Atomic Wedgie

Denver Lee St. Clair apparently had the same kind of relationship with his stepson that many people have had with childhood bullies. 

Don’t upset your Baker; Woman receives Poo Cake after Argument with Baker

Micaela Harris of New Zealand was recently left shocked and embarrassed at her engagement party, not to mention with a whole lot of explaining to do to her upset guests. 

Family parties just aren’t the same without someone getting embarrassed, and they definitely aren’t the same without a new family feud or two starting.

paj jIH - American Politician Resigns in Klingon

David Waddel of the Indian Trail Town Council in North Carolina has decided to resign from his post. But he didn’t want to just leave and fade into the list of unremembered former councillors of North Carolina. Oh no, he wanted to be remembered. And that he will be thanks to his noteworthy and original resignation letter.

The content is probably reasonably standard and generally uninteresting. But the content isn’t the important part. It’s the language it was written in that’s caused this to strike the news reel. It’s in Klingon. As in the nerdy beyond belief, made-up language of a fictional alien race from Star Trek. Obviously, for doing something so ridiculously geeky he’s being heralded as an awesome guy. Because logic.

He says he chose to so it this way as part of an inside joke. The question is, an inside joke between him and who else? It’s certainly not between him and mayor Michael Alvarez, who has dubbed the letter “unprofessional”. Much as I’d like to make fun of his clear lack of a sense of humour, he’s probably got a point.

 Ari Carrington

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MACAULAY CULKIN'S The Pizza Underground Release First Video

Check out the first video from THE PIZZA UNDERGROUND!

Culkin has teamed up with four musicians from New York's anti-folk scene: Matt Colbourn, Phoebe Kreutz, Deenah Vollmer and Austin Kilham. 

Fake Tweet of Fresh Prince Tribute Episode Confuses Fans

We’re going to start off with some sad news which you may well have heard by now. James Avery, or Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, has recently died. This has obviously caused sadness for fans and former cast members alike. Or, for one chap, an opportunity for pranks.

In light of this death, a tweet supposedly from Will Smith came out suggesting that the whole cast get together for a reunion episode in tribute to Uncle Phil. Sounds lovely, as fans agreed. They were fully in support of the idea, and showed this support by instantly retweeting as soon as our alleged Will Smith tweeted again, this time stating that he’d talked to NBC who’d told him he needed 300,000 retweets to make it happen. 

He even went to the trouble of setting up a fake screenshot of that conversation. To be honest, I’m just impressed he bothered to get the right network, although I still think the story would run exactly the same even if he’d got it wrong.

And those retweets came flooding in, because fans believed that that’s exactly how TV channels work. They also believed that someone tweeting as @Freshprincewill could be the real deal, as Will Smith has clearly done nothing of note since Fresh Prince. Twitter really does bring the smart people into the limelight.

Even as recent as this morning, searching on Twitter will reveal that not everyone has grasped the fact that it’s a fake; you can still see them retweeting with hope for a new episode. Although most of the tweets are now coming in as announcements of the fact that it was a fake, as if it was somehow shocking. 

Ari Carrington

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Surgeon Stamps his Initials on a Patients Liver

So, you’ve had to go into hospital for surgery. Not ideal, but at least you’ll be operated on by someone qualified. As in someone professional, who is responsible and knows what they’re doing. Someone who you can trust to be digging around in all the squishy goo inside that makes you work. Unfortunately, sometimes, someone you probably wouldn’t want messing around with your vital organs manages to get in there anyway.

Desperate-beyond-desperate Woman posts Craiglist ad to find NYE Kisser

New Year’s Eve is a time when many single people drink a lot and snog strangers. Pretty much the whole point of the night if you’re single. None of these random spur-of-the-moment hook-ups are likely to go anywhere, but hey it’s New Year’s. Sure a few people end up dating afterwards, but more people will end up vomiting, or urinating, or both, or worse in the street as the night progresses.

Idiot spends £1000 in Nandos trying to win a Closed Competition

Sometimes we all go a little bit over the top trying to win competitions, either because we really want the prize, or because we just really like winning. 




I once bought 70% of all the tickets in a tombola to win an Easter egg. Not a good one, just your ordinary Easter egg. I was a kid, and it totally worked, so be quiet. The point is, we all get carried away from time to time, and from that perspective Christopher Poole behaved just like anyone would with his attempts to win a Nando’s black card.

Cheeky Edinburgh Students Bring in The New Year With YMCA Light Show

This is how to bring in the new year. Check out these four Edinburgh students putting on a light show to the YMCA.

The First Fail of 2014?

With a new year starting it's back to looking at stupid stuff on the internet. This Detroit Ice Hockey fan has got us off to a good start by going arse over tit in a this videobomb fail.

Dead Frog found in Pret a Manger Salad

Let’s imagine that you’ve got a job. You’ve been working hard all day in the office, and when lunchtime comes around you decide to head down to Pret a Manger to pick up a delicious salad to take back to your desk. You figure it’ll be tasty and super-healthy, especially as it’s organic. That’s certainly what an employee at the Wall Street Journal did recently. 

Unfortunately, she wasn’t totally prepared for quite how organic that salad would turn out to be.