Husky tells owner “NO!” when told to go in Kennel

This might just be the cutest thing you see all day. Blaze is an 11-month old husky who does not like being in his kennel. Like really, really does not like his kennel. So much in fact, that he’s learnt to say no.

Man Goes Tiger Shark Swimming in Just a Bird Cage - Does he Survive?

Australians are a bit mad, everyone knows it. So they all try to out do each over with increasingly bat shit crazy stunts. 

Up Steps - Bird Cage Shark Dive Boy. In this video a young fisherman tries to swim with a bloody massive Tiger Shark using a Canary bird cage as protection. 

Dead Frog found in Pret a Manger Salad

Let’s imagine that you’ve got a job. You’ve been working hard all day in the office, and when lunchtime comes around you decide to head down to Pret a Manger to pick up a delicious salad to take back to your desk. You figure it’ll be tasty and super-healthy, especially as it’s organic. That’s certainly what an employee at the Wall Street Journal did recently. 

Unfortunately, she wasn’t totally prepared for quite how organic that salad would turn out to be.

Man Bitten on the Penis by Big, Black, Toilet Dwelling Snake.

Here’s one to make the lads wimper… 

IKEA Germany Install Parking Lots for Dogs

An IKEA in Germany has installed parking spaces for dogs.

For all those who think it's cruel to leave your pooch in the car while you go stock up on flat-pack furniture, there is another way. An IKEA in Germany has created a service that allows you to "park your dog" without feeling bad about leaving the poor thing alone in the car.

The squares of astro turf have a post to tie your dog to, while giving it enough freedom to stretch its legs. IKEA is famous for the fun areas it has for people to leave their children and apparently now, pets are getting in on the act with a few creature comforts.

For now they are only available in Germany.

For now....

Words by Gemma Clark

Drunk Russian Shows Off His Cows

Ever seen one of those videos where a small child has got hold of a camera at a wedding or something? Well this is one with a pissed up Russian trying to make love to some cows. 

Reminds me of freshers week a little.

Prejudice Lives Long and Prospers. Unlike Melissa Bachman’s Lion.

Note:

Wireless Magazine’s vegetarian editor would like to state that the below is not the opinion of the magazine or its staff. However it is an interesting point of view and we are all about having a good massdebate. The Lion King is now available for £1.25 in all good second hand shops near where a blockbuster used to be.

No doubt by now you’ve heard of Melissa Bachman; the heartless, amoral TV presenter who recently posted photos of herself smiling next to the corpse of a lion she supposedly shot and killed. You may have heard of her before this scandal, as in 2012 she was forced off “ultimate survivor Alaska” due to a media storm of rage surrounding – you guessed it – her fondness for hunting.

TV Presenter Shoots Lion and Poses for Facebook Pic

A wildlife TV presenter has caused outrage after posing next to a lion she supposedly hunted and killed in South Africa.

Melissa Bachman hosts American TV hunting show Winchester Deadly Passion and posted a picture of herself on Facebook, smiling, holding a gun while leaning on the corpse of a large male lion.

Man Arrested for Raping Dog Repeatedly

A Californian man was arrested on Thursday for drugging and raping a dog several times.

The sicko, now in custody, is 22 year old Christopher Alexander Caceres, a resident of San Pedro. Surveillance footage found shows the pervert drugging the poor creature and sexually abusing it, not once, but several times, over a period of hours.

Pigs Really Do Fly: Boar Leaps Onto Taiwanese Balcony, Killing Woman

A wild boar which leapt onto a second floor balcony has killed a Taiwanese woman in her home in New Taipei City, Taiwan.

On October 27 the pig decided he really could fly and landed on the victims balcony. From there it attacked her, leaving her with fatal injuries.

Drunk French Teens Abduct A Llama. Llama Loved The Tram

What is the strangest thing you have ever brought home from a night out? A traffic cone? Someone elses shoes? A guest you really wish would get out your house before your mum sees them?

Well, a group of five French teenagers got hold of a llama. That's right. An actual llama.

World's Most Determined Mouse - Funny Video

TINY MOUSE VS MASSIVE CRACKER

Drunk German Ends Night On The Back Of A Horse

Thinking of hitting the sauce this weekend? Well, try finding a better place to hit the hay than this guy.

A German man decided after a night hitting the booze that the best place to fall asleep would be hanging over the rear end of a horse.

How Not to Fish: Funny Video

Man catches fish. Fish jumps in boat. Fish scares man's friend. Man's friend jumps out of boat.

FISH WINS!

Woman Rides Horse into DMV to Dispute Driving Ban

Tired of poor service from the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles, in America) a Virginia woman was prompted to take extreme action to get their attention.

Did she take the unfair treatment sitting down? Oh no. Instead, this independent woman saddled up!

Hunter Takes Aim At Moose, Hits Man On Loo Instead

A hunter misfired and scared the shit out of someone – literally!

A Norwegian hunter was taking aim a at mouse when his shot went awry, striking through the wall of a nearby cabin and planting itself in the stomach of a very surprised man using the loo.

Oreos Are As Addictive As Cocaine

Oreos are as addictive as cocaine.

Just like the title of this article, this is totally misleading! No, oreos are not as addictive as cocaine, though a new study with rats has found that they are more desirable to rice cakes. Much in the same way that saline is apparently less tasty than crack.

Uni Grant For Feline Facial Recognition Research

Ever wondered what that pussy in the corner is thinking? And get your mind out of the gutter there.

A cat charity has donated £400,000 to the research of catty facial expressions, in an effort to better tell when they are in pain.

Someone, somewhere, has invented wine for cats.

Entrepreneurs in Japan have been getting in touch with their feline side by putting a catty twist on that old friend, the fermented grape.

Is Rover A Little Too Randy? Let Him Try This On For Size!

Dogs in particular have a reputation for being a little over affectionate. They get off the lead and immediately become regular old Casanovas, humping anything that gets in their way, chasing after everything that doesn't.

But are you tired of having angry pet owners knocking on your door demanding to know why all their pets offspring bear a striking resemblance to your beloved fur ball?