Breaking Bad hits the Streets with Real Blue-Dyed Meth

Blue Sky; a form of methamphetamine that’s totally pure and gets its blue colouring from the processes used to make it, which differ from common methods. It’s been popularised by the hit show Breaking Bad, and is of course a completely fictional strain of meth.

Vet Arrested for Surgically Implanting Heroin in Puppies

With detection technology always steadily improving, would be drug smugglers are having to think outside the box to meet their markets. Like really outside the box.

Stoner Students Turn Parachute Into Pot Den

What do you do on a slow afternoon at college? Go to the library? Watch a movie? Smoke a butt tonne of weed under a colourful parachute and hotbox with 50 of your mates? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Some enterprising American students have come up with a novel way of utilising those big colourful parachutes you used to play with at school with your classmates. They essentially turned it into an outdoor pot den.

Cannabis Farm Accidentally Caught on Film For Rightmove Ad

Rightmove make a wrong move as they upload pictures of a Cannabis farm in the bedroom of one of their properties.

They failed to clear away the plethora of drug paraphernalia before uploading the pictures to their site.

Oreos Are As Addictive As Cocaine

Oreos are as addictive as cocaine.

Just like the title of this article, this is totally misleading! No, oreos are not as addictive as cocaine, though a new study with rats has found that they are more desirable to rice cakes. Much in the same way that saline is apparently less tasty than crack.

Stoner Sheep Attack Drug Police

A herd of Italian sheep recently attacked police as they attempted to clear farmland of illegal cannabis plants. It would appear that the farm’s owner had used the same grazing land to cultivate his crop and had recently neglected these plants. The sheep had been happily munching away on the cannabis ever since.

Skint and Sober at Glastonbury

Glastonbury hit Somerset with an orgy of music, dancing and more wellies than you could shake a makeshift flag at. But as the crowded masses were getting plastered off warm beer and necking enough illegal substances to turn the stage lights into an otherworldly spectacular, I was left stone cold sober.

Being completely drug and drink free, not to mention having a budget that wouldn’t buy you more than a couple microwaved pies from one of the many questionable food vans on offer, really changes the face of a big music festivals.