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Showing posts with label gemma clark. Show all posts

George Zimmerman Painting Sells For $100,099 on Ebay

The American gunman has sold his first painting on ebay for the whopping sum of $100,099.99.


George Zimmerman shot dead 17 year old American high school student Teyvon Martin in 2012 but was acquitted of the charge of manslaughter in June of this year. He shot the teen after allegedly acting in self-defense, following an altercation between the two that left him with head injuries.

The 30 year old has said he has found an outlet for the frustration and emotion caused by the court case, and the abuse he has received from it, in the form of art. And now some chump has paid over 100 grand for the "pleasure" of having the work hang in their house. 

Zimmerman said on the ebay post attached to his work "First hand painted artwork by me, George Zimmerman. Everyone has been asking what I have been doing with myself. I found a creative, way to express myself, my emotions and the symbols that represent my experiences. My art work allows me to reflect, providing a therapeutic outlet and allows me to remain indoors; I hope you enjoy owning this piece as much as I enjoyed creating it. Your friend, George Zimmerman.”




The painting itself seems to be trying to show some level of patriotism but ultimately just strikes the eye as being really, really blue. Newscorpse.com has also gone so far as to call the "original" work, a copy, demonstrating that it could be a cold coloured copy of a Shutterstock picture.



As if having this piece of... art, in their house, the winning bidder number 96 (that's right, 96 people actually wanted this thing) will be having the painting hand delivered by Zimmerman himself, who has promised to bring the parcel in person.

Because what better way to start the new year than with a visit from a trigger happy "artist"!?

The sum that the painting has gone for is amazing given that works by legitimate artists such as Vincent Van Gogh have been sold for less money than that.

Yet, infamy is something that makes art by certain people, desirable to collectors. For example, Adolf Hitler was a total bastard, yet his drawings demand huge amounts at auction, with an individual work going for $42,200 and a collection of 15 for $100,000.

Considering the number of people who are aware of Hitler in comparison with the number who know Zimmerman, the price his painting fetched is astounding.

Comparing Zimmerman to Hitler is maybe taking it a bit far. But all I can say is that I really hope that person bought the painting with the intention of destroying it. Just because you have a paintbrush, doesn't make you a good artist. It can, however, make you very rich.

Gemma Clark





Kanye West Gets a Bollocking From Police Officer

A police officer has criticised Kanye West in an open letter published online.




The rap star made comments comparing himself to officers who put their lives on the line, saying, "'I'm just giving of my body on the stage and putting my life at risk, literally... and I think about it. I think about my family and I’m like, wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something."

IKEA Germany Install Parking Lots for Dogs

An IKEA in Germany has installed parking spaces for dogs.


For all those who think it's cruel to leave your pooch in the car while you go stock up on flat-pack furniture, there is another way. An IKEA in Germany has created a service that allows you to "park your dog" without feeling bad about leaving the poor thing alone in the car.


The squares of astro turf have a post to tie your dog to, while giving it enough freedom to stretch its legs. IKEA is famous for the fun areas it has for people to leave their children and apparently now, pets are getting in on the act with a few creature comforts.



For now they are only available in Germany.

For now....

Words by Gemma Clark




Australian Army in Jedi Council Sex Scandal

The alleged ringleader of a sex ring calling themselves the "Knights of the Jedi Council" was charged by New South Wales police in Queanbeyan, Australia last week.

Army Chief Lieutenant General David Morrison 




Hastings Fredrickson, 40, is a former army commando with the Australian Defence Force (ADF), a branch of the Australian Army, and stands accused of leading a group of 17 men who allegedly shared videos and images of naked women without their knowledge. Some members of the group were even challenged to bed the women and film it.

Lazer Guided Pizza Cutter Guarantees Perfect Slice Every Time

There is now a tactical lazer guided pizza cutter.





No, this is not a downloadable feature or extra content for COD, this is simply a gadget to make the world a better place.

Sperm Whale EXPLODES!

Finished your lunch? No? Put that sandwich down.

Watch in amazement as this Sperm Whale EXPLODES!





A man tried to open up its stomach but the dead whale decided to help the process along and exploded, forcing him to leg it or be covered in whale guts.

Man Accidentally Butt Dials His Intended Victim While Plotting His Murder

An American man was caught plotting the murder of a former employee when he accidentally butt-dialed his intended victim.


Larry Barnett, of Jonesboro Arkansas, faces murder charges after plotting to kill a former employee.

Monty Python Will Return!!

The five remaining faces of Monty Python have met to discuss their reunion after fans wait three decades since their last show.

Those five famous comic geniuses gave fans the gift of a lifetime on Wednesday as Eric Idle Tweeted a picture of the group, in anticipation of their return to the stage.

Girl's Toy Advert Smashes Stereotypes

Female graduates consist of fewer than 3 in 10 in science, technology, engineering and mathematics. Women barely scrape 1 in 10 among qualified engineers. From an early age the sexes are divided and toys marketed to girls usually don't encourage them to enter engineering fields. This toy commercial intends to change that by teaching girls while they are young that these engineering can be fun — and apparently epic. Check it out.

Diamond Strong Condoms To Help Stop The Spread of HIV

Scientists have developed a new type of condom which has the potential to prevent the spread of HIV.



Researchers at the University of Manchester have been developing a new "wonder material", said to have "limitless potential"; and that's not just what she says when he's wearing it! Graphene is being used to develop condoms that are thinner, safer, and more enjoyable to use.

New Game To Literally Knock Strangers Out For No Reason

A violent new "game" called "Knock Out" proves literal as unsuspecting people are rendered unconscious for no reason









Washington DC police are connecting an assault on a 27 year old woman on this new trend.

Police say she was walking through Columbia Heights at around 10 p.m. on Thursday, when a group of what is thought to be eight men on bikes came up behind her. One of the men reached out, punched the woman in the head as hard as he could, and rode away, NBC Washington reports, like a boxers version of a hit and run.

Horniest Student of 2013 Announced by Shag At Uni.... ergh

Shag At Uni has awarded its first ever prize for "Horniest Student". Possibly the most tacky promotion the student world has ever been slapped with.







Shag at Uni is a website that is sort of like a dating website, but a whole lot sleazier. It caters specifically for finding students sexual partners. Yep, that's right; now hooking up can be even more of a sure thing than five Jager bombs and a slurred "Hey, I lost my pants, can I get in yours?"

TV Presenter Shoots Lion and Poses for Facebook Pic

A wildlife TV presenter has caused outrage after posing next to a lion she supposedly hunted and killed in South Africa.


Melissa Bachman hosts American TV hunting show Winchester Deadly Passion and posted a picture of herself on Facebook, smiling, holding a gun while leaning on the corpse of a large male lion.

Man Arrested for Raping Dog Repeatedly

A Californian man was arrested on Thursday for drugging and raping a dog several times.



The sicko, now in custody, is 22 year old Christopher Alexander Caceres, a resident of San Pedro. Surveillance footage found shows the pervert drugging the poor creature and sexually abusing it, not once, but several times, over a period of hours.

'Batkid' Saves Gotham, Fights Cancer and Warms Hearts

San Francisco was transformed into Gotham City and saved by BatKid, alter ego of a cancer fighting five-year-old boy.




For most of us, becoming a superhero is but a dream. But for pocket sized hero, Miles Scott, that dream became a reality, thanks to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. As promised, they put on the adventure of a lifetime.

Anti-Gay Diners Refuse To Leave Tip For Lesbian Waitress

A family of diners have refused to leave a tip for their waitress because she was gay.


The incident occurred in New Jersey, as a former Marine was left a rude note on the bill rather than a tip with the $93.55 charge.

Get Drunk Without the Hangover - Science Shows Us How!

Great news student boozers! Scientists are currently developing a drug which imitates the feelings and effects of being drunk, without any of the negatives.

That means no hangovers, no liver damage, no addiction... no problems!





It works by targeting neurotransmitters in the brain directly, giving the taker the feelings of pleasure and disinhibition common in drunkenness. Experiments showed that some cases were “indistinguishable” from the actual effects of drinking, yet because it acts directly, it can also be immediately remedied with an antidote.

Semen Beats Depression, Study Has Found

Oral sex fights depression and is good for women's health, a study on "mood altering chemicals" has shown.

Ladies, question; do you spit or swallow?

David Dimbleby's Tattoo Is Wrong

David Dimbleby has revealed he has a scorpion tattoo. But there is a problem. It's not really a scorpion. Scorpions have eight legs, not 6.



We've all heard of Question Time. Whether you leave the watching of it to your dad or take an interest yourself, everyone who's ever watched the BBC knows Dimbleby; typically upright and correct, commenting on the politics of the week.

North Korea Publicly Executes 80 People For Watching Foreign Films

North Korea has publicly executed 80 people for watching foreign television programmes, a South Korean newspaper claimed today.

The terrifying statement was made by South Korean newspaper, Seoul’s JoongAng Ilbo daily. It is reported that the government sanctioned murders, carried out on November 3rd, took place in several separate cities on the same day and that, horrifyingly, up to 10,000 people were forced to witness as one person was killed in a  sports stadium in the eastern port city Wonsan.