Man Goes Tiger Shark Swimming in Just a Bird Cage - Does he Survive?

Australians are a bit mad, everyone knows it. So they all try to out do each over with increasingly bat shit crazy stunts. 

Up Steps - Bird Cage Shark Dive Boy. In this video a young fisherman tries to swim with a bloody massive Tiger Shark using a Canary bird cage as protection. 

Australian Army in Jedi Council Sex Scandal

The alleged ringleader of a sex ring calling themselves the "Knights of the Jedi Council" was charged by New South Wales police in Queanbeyan, Australia last week.

Army Chief Lieutenant General David Morrison 

Hastings Fredrickson, 40, is a former army commando with the Australian Defence Force (ADF), a branch of the Australian Army, and stands accused of leading a group of 17 men who allegedly shared videos and images of naked women without their knowledge. Some members of the group were even challenged to bed the women and film it.

Australian Man has House Plumbed with Beer

There are pranks..….. and then there’s this. 

Check out this lucky bastard who comes home to find his mates have plumbed his entire water supply with beer. Obviously the men involved are probably Australian or Kiwi.

Man Gets Fork Stuck in Penis

We love a good knob story here at Wireless. Apparently “written by students, for students” means our articles consist of great gig reviews and mockery of those with knob-related injuries. This one however isn’t for the faint hearted.

Hot Pie Kills Aussie Man

A 64 year old man died after experiencing difficulty breathing during a pie eating contest in Queensland, Australia.

During the half time entertainment of a rugby league match in Townsville (way to use your imagination Australia), Bruce Holland joined 7 other people in some good old competitive eating, but after biting into a Chilli Pie he began to gasp heavily and eventually collapsed.