Australian Army in Jedi Council Sex Scandal

The alleged ringleader of a sex ring calling themselves the "Knights of the Jedi Council" was charged by New South Wales police in Queanbeyan, Australia last week.

Army Chief Lieutenant General David Morrison 

Hastings Fredrickson, 40, is a former army commando with the Australian Defence Force (ADF), a branch of the Australian Army, and stands accused of leading a group of 17 men who allegedly shared videos and images of naked women without their knowledge. Some members of the group were even challenged to bed the women and film it.

Polish Man Returns to Home to Find Parents Putting Flowers on his Grave.

Jaroslaw Carolinski, from Siedliska, Poland left his house to ‘find himself’ without warning in October 2011 and was declared dead once authorities found a body believed to be him near the Ukrainian border.

The 38 year old returned back to the Polish village to find his parents standing above his apparent grave, he walked over and said to his parents ‘Hello mum and dad. I’m back.’

Artist Makes Photo Frames Out of Placentas.

An artist has started to create photo frames out of mother’s placentas to house photos of their babies.

Amanda Cotton, 25 says that she has had positive feedback from all her clients and has a lot of orders and request come through. 

Man Sells Left Testicle to Buy New Car.

A car lover, Mark Parisi revealed on national US TV that he is going to sell one of his testicles to medical science for $35,000 (£22,000).

He said on medical chat show “The Doctors” in the USA that he intends to buy a Nissan 370.

92 Year Old Man Stopped from Buying Alcohol Due to Lack of ID.

Tony Bell, 92 of Feltham, West London tried to buy two bottles of Vodka from his local branch of Tesco until he was stopped in his tracked and KB’d by the check-out girl when he legally couldn’t prove he was over 18, despite being clearly elderly.

Amish Horse and Buggy Involved in Fatal Drive-by Shooting

Police in Pennsylvania's Amish country say a horse pulling a buggy has been killed in a drive-by shooting.

An Amish family were travelling in the traditional horse and cart buggy when a conventional car slowed and pulled alongside. The family reported what they described as a fire cracker then the other car sped away.

Italian Children 'Allergic' to School

A group of schoolchildren in Italy have encountered problems as soon as they enter the classroom, which includes breathing difficulties and itching, leaving medical experts baffled.

Loan Offered to Teen That Will Take 100 Years To Pay Off

Pay-day loan company Wonga, offered a 13 year old boy a £400 loan with an interest rate so high it would take him a century to repay it.

Drew Dalson was offered a loan with a 5,853% interest rate, meaning that, with his £5 weekly pocket money, he would be stuck paying it back til he was 113 years old. If your family are still going to be paying back a loan after you're dead, let it at least be for enough money to get you to the Bahama's for a couple of weeks!

Girl Gets Gold Heart Sequin Implanted in Her Eye Ball!

The eyes are the window to the heart…

It’s hard to be an individual in this day and age. When quirky is the new mainstream, it doesn’t leave much room to be unusual. Even if you do think of something that still pushes the boundaries, chances are someone’s already done it and there’s already some weird fetish porn out there about it.

Man Caught Jerking Off in Walmart

A man was caught cracking one off in his local Walmart this week.

The 37 year from Tulsa was found naked and having the time of his live in the ladies bathroom by a horrified shopper.

Ice Hockey Overhead Volley Save

This guy's got skills; clearly he's in the wrong sport.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West's Uncensored New Rudey Crap Video

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have combined their musical genius to bring us this new offering.

The video starts off really nice with loads of wide shot landscapes they must have found on Youtube. You have some wild horses, an eagle and a the regulatory required number of snowy mountains.

New Game To Literally Knock Strangers Out For No Reason

A violent new "game" called "Knock Out" proves literal as unsuspecting people are rendered unconscious for no reason

Washington DC police are connecting an assault on a 27 year old woman on this new trend.

Police say she was walking through Columbia Heights at around 10 p.m. on Thursday, when a group of what is thought to be eight men on bikes came up behind her. One of the men reached out, punched the woman in the head as hard as he could, and rode away, NBC Washington reports, like a boxers version of a hit and run.

TV Presenter Shoots Lion and Poses for Facebook Pic

A wildlife TV presenter has caused outrage after posing next to a lion she supposedly hunted and killed in South Africa.

Melissa Bachman hosts American TV hunting show Winchester Deadly Passion and posted a picture of herself on Facebook, smiling, holding a gun while leaning on the corpse of a large male lion.

Man Arrested for Raping Dog Repeatedly

A Californian man was arrested on Thursday for drugging and raping a dog several times.

The sicko, now in custody, is 22 year old Christopher Alexander Caceres, a resident of San Pedro. Surveillance footage found shows the pervert drugging the poor creature and sexually abusing it, not once, but several times, over a period of hours.

Man Arrested After Commenting on his own Wanted Poster on Facebook

Anddddddd stupidest criminal of the week goes to this guy!

If you’re a criminal on the run the aim is to keep silent and don’t draw attention to yourself, so the last thing you want to do is get yourself arrested by commenting on your own wanted poster on Facebook. Nicholas Emond from Maine in the USA clearly had other ideas.

Gambler Loses House On Single Football Bet

African Arsenal fan left in anguish after away day agony.

Last Sunday’s clash between Manchester United and Arsenal at Old Trafford was one with much riding on it. Arsenal were looking to extend their 14-match unbeaten run away from home in all competitions, Manchester United were looking to revive their, so far, faltering campaign and, in Uganda, Henry Dhabasani was hoping to keep a roof over his head. 

Woman Finds Worm in Her Chicken Tikka Slice!

We’ve all moaned in the past about food not tasting that good and comparing it to dog food and the likes, but a certain gruesome discovery was made when one unlucky customer tucked into her chicken tikka slice.

Forget about horse meat! Kathy Thompson of Barnstaple, Devon was eating a chicken tikka slice bought from large supermarket chain, Iceland when she claimed she had found a worm in it. 

Naked Man Goes on Racist Rampage with a Fire Extinguisher up Bottom

Mr Small had a wide range of choice

 

You hear all the time of people who have had some bad experiences in hotels, but none quite like this I imagine.

A keen hotel stayer decided to take the hotel’s slogan of “a great night’s sleep” a little too far by parading the corridors of a London branch of Premier Inn whilst masturbating with a fire extinguishers hose up his bum. 

Student Staples Balls After Losing Fifa Bet.

Students love a bit of Fifa. It makes you play crap but why not raise the stakes with a few drinking game forfeits. Oh wait you are going to staple your testicles if you lose?

The worst part is he picked Tranmere.