Mr Small had a wide range of choice |
You hear all the time of people who have had some
bad experiences in hotels, but none quite like this I imagine.
A keen hotel stayer decided to
take the hotel’s slogan of “a great night’s sleep” a little too far by parading
the corridors of a London branch of Premier Inn whilst masturbating with a fire
extinguishers hose up his bum.
When confronted by a Bangladeshi member of staff,
the racist public masturbator, Joseph Small told the man to “This country has
been taken over by Al-Qaeda- go back to Pakistan”.
Small is also alleged to have urinated all over
the carpets of the entrance to Leicester Square budget hotel chain whilst
announcing “I come from Sheffield in England” to the horrified hoteliers.
A brave hotel worker then confronted Mr Small,
aged 20, wrapped him in a towel and put in the reception area.
£450 worth of damages was caused, the Westminster magistrates’
heard.
Prosecutor of the
trial, Izolda Switala-Gribbin said to the court: ‘A member of staff by the name
of Hassan could see a naked man in the corridor on CCTV. He went with a towel
and then escorted him down to reception.
‘Hassan then watched
CCTV showing the defendant coming out of a storage cupboard, naked and
urinating on the lift door. The defendant could also be seen on CCTV placing a
fire extinguisher hose and masturbating at the same time. Hassan called the
police.’
Small also racially
abused the policeman when he got taken away, the hose now removed from his
bottom.
The trial will
commence on December 3rd.
Words by Will Whitby