UK’s Sluttiest City Revealed

Researchers have deduced the cities in the UK where the most one night stands are going down. Not only that but they’ve also worked out the most “adventurous” city, and yes that means exactly what you think it means.

“Kindly Remove the Dildos from the Christmas Tree”

A real conversation two people had to have recently in central Milan about a Christmas tree outside in a very public location where it would be seen by many. Why, you ask? 

Britain’s Horniest Student to Face Disciplinary Action

Back in November, as I’m sure you remember, ShagAtUni crowned the “UK’s horniest student”. Taking this prize was Elina Desaine, a Computer Science student at Exeter University, who allegedly has more sex than most Computer Science students have in, well, ever.

Banned Australian Condom Advert NSFW

We've had a few bizarre condom adverts on the site recently. This one takes it a step further. 

Cinema 'Accidentally' Screens X Rated Trailer Before Disney Film

A group of children in a Florida cinema recently had a premature sexual awakening when their cartoon trailers were interrupted by the X-rated trailer for Nymphomaniac….. the most x-rated film ever to be shown in a mainstream cinema…..

The kids were settling down with their popcorn and fizzy sweets getting ready for the latest bollocks from Disney, when all of a sudden they suffered a full on visual assault from director Lars Von Trier.

Shocking New Condom Advert.... is Awesome

I bet you're not expecting what what happens at the end.

Teacher Fired For Allegedly Making Teenage Boy's Dream Come True

In news that has caused shockwaves throughout the community, and sparked inevitable debates on the internet, a 16 year old lad from Cardiff allegedly got laid recently. Whilst on study leave for his GCSEs, this unnamed pupil (hereforth referred to as the lad) has done what many boys his age can only dream of, and slept with his teacher.

Diamond Strong Condoms To Help Stop The Spread of HIV

Scientists have developed a new type of condom which has the potential to prevent the spread of HIV.

Researchers at the University of Manchester have been developing a new "wonder material", said to have "limitless potential"; and that's not just what she says when he's wearing it! Graphene is being used to develop condoms that are thinner, safer, and more enjoyable to use.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West's Uncensored New Rudey Crap Video

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have combined their musical genius to bring us this new offering.

The video starts off really nice with loads of wide shot landscapes they must have found on Youtube. You have some wild horses, an eagle and a the regulatory required number of snowy mountains.

Horniest Student of 2013 Announced by Shag At Uni.... ergh

Shag At Uni has awarded its first ever prize for "Horniest Student". Possibly the most tacky promotion the student world has ever been slapped with.

Shag at Uni is a website that is sort of like a dating website, but a whole lot sleazier. It caters specifically for finding students sexual partners. Yep, that's right; now hooking up can be even more of a sure thing than five Jager bombs and a slurred "Hey, I lost my pants, can I get in yours?"

Semen Beats Depression, Study Has Found

Oral sex fights depression and is good for women's health, a study on "mood altering chemicals" has shown.

Ladies, question; do you spit or swallow?

Drunken Woman Attempts to Wear Cheeseburger as a Shoe.

Rachel Gossett and Frank Lucas (relationship unknown) were caught having sex in a car park of a Waffle House in Georgia, USA. 

A policeman approached the rocking vehicle after a complaint from a member of the public. When Gossett put her clothes back on (under orders of the authorities) she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal. Clearly she was thinking more takeaway than getaway. 

Justin Bieber Filmed with a Hooker

Justin Biebertits caught in the act by a Brazilian pro.

If you came here for the pics of Beiber with a Rugby player you are no doubt disappointed. If you came for the crap ‘Hooker’ joke then you are most welcome.

The World's First Online 'Halal' Sex Shop

An entrepreneur in Turkey has opened what might be the first online ‘halal’ sex shop. According to Reuters, Haluk Murat Demirel was inspired to create the adult store when he realised that most were ‘too explicit’ for Muslims.

Petition Against 'Pornographic' Photographer Terry Richardson

A petition has been gathering speed to end all brand association with celebrity photographer Terry Richardson after allegations of sexual misconduct.

Charlie Hunnam Pulls Out of Fifty Shades of Grey Movie

The Hollywood adaptation of mum-frapping fodder novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" has come to something of a halt this weekend when Charlie Hunnam, set to play semi-titular Christian Grey, walked away from the project. 

British-born Hunnam, known to most from Sons of Anarchy and Pacific Rim, was cast a little while back as the S in the book's S&M relationship, the M being unbelievably named Anastasia Steele as currently played by Dakota Johnson. When he was first cast there was strong fan backlash as many of the nimble-fingered housewives who'd fallen for Christian Grey (in the bath when no one was in) couldn't quite picture Hunnam as their arse-paddling dream man.

Miley Cyrus Rides a Wrecking Ball Naked and Licks a Hammer.

Without sounding like the old fart I am rapidly becoming, I have to wonder if some sort of line has been crossed here. It’s not like sex hasn't been in music videos before but this seems to verge onto soft porn.

Cameron Axes Internet Porn

Prime Minister David Cameron will soon succeed in reviving the 404 Error as his attempts to convince UK service providers to restrict access to porn sites becomes a reality. 

Get Lucky, Not Pregnant: Daft Punk Condoms

Fans of sex and electronic music will be pleased to find out that Daft Punk have released their own brand of condoms.