A policeman approached the rocking vehicle after a complaint
from a member of the public. When Gossett put her clothes back on (under orders
of the authorities) she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it
were a sandal. Clearly she was thinking more takeaway than getaway.
‘I guess that would speak to her level of intoxication, I’ve
had never seen anything like that before.’ Assistant Chief of Police, Dick
Lowry said.
It is unknown at this time if she had her buns out.
The couple were arrested by Loganville police for public
drunkenness and loitering. Surprisingly they weren’t charged with public
indecency due to the pick-up truck being “right at the back of the car park”
The policeman said.
The pair are due in court on January 16th next
year, presumably wearing shoes not Big Mac’s, unless a fashion trend is
created.
Words by Will Whitby
