Drunken Woman Attempts to Wear Cheeseburger as a Shoe.

Rachel Gossett and Frank Lucas (relationship unknown) were caught having sex in a car park of a Waffle House in Georgia, USA. 

A policeman approached the rocking vehicle after a complaint from a member of the public. When Gossett put her clothes back on (under orders of the authorities) she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal. Clearly she was thinking more takeaway than getaway. 

‘I guess that would speak to her level of intoxication, I’ve had never seen anything like that before.’ Assistant Chief of Police, Dick Lowry said. 

It is unknown at this time if she had her buns out. 

The couple were arrested by Loganville police for public drunkenness and loitering. Surprisingly they weren’t charged with public indecency due to the pick-up truck being “right at the back of the car park” The policeman said.

The pair are due in court on January 16th next year, presumably wearing shoes not Big Mac’s, unless a fashion trend is created. 

Words by Will Whitby