Blustery day breaks Britain

In what has been dubbed “The Windiest Day In Literally The Last Week Or So”, keyboard bashers everywhere have been going crazy with the news that their patio furniture had blown over and in some cases wheelie bins and plant pots too, as high speed winds take to the UK.  

Ron Burgundy Presents The News... In Real Life!

Ron Burgundy hits real life TV screens and presents the news as part of 'Anchorman 2' press tour!

Yes, it has really happened! On Sunday, Will Ferrel reprised his role as 'Ron Burgundy' from the hilarious comedy film we all love - 'Anchorman', as part of a press tour for the hugely anticipated sequel 'Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues...'. 

How to Masturbate - Safe For Work... Really.

This might not be quite what you were expecting.

Cat Survives Daring 70mph Car Ride On Roof Rack

A moggy has survived a stunt worthy of his name after thundering down the motorway at 70 mph while clinging to the roof of a transit van.

Someone, somewhere, has invented wine for cats.

Entrepreneurs in Japan have been getting in touch with their feline side by putting a catty twist on that old friend, the fermented grape.

Dalai Lama Supports Medicinal Use of Marijuana

When you think of a spiritual leader, you imagine a clean living, puritanical peacekeeper. Well, in the case of one in particular, apparently he likes the idea of that life; just with the addition of tortilla chips, a Sopranos boxset and a certain degree of medicating.

Alison Gold- Chinese Food is the best/worst thing to hit YouTube

After Rebecca Black finally cleared up the confusing ongoing debate  that comes with the reasonings on why to “to get down” (because its Friday, Friday) it left us all asking the same question, what happens after we “get down” and are feeling peckish wandering through the streets and possibly feeling a little grumpy?

Game Of Thrones Spoof Trailer

Check out the extended trailer for....

"MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD"

Coming to a cinema probably never.

Is Rover A Little Too Randy? Let Him Try This On For Size!

Dogs in particular have a reputation for being a little over affectionate. They get off the lead and immediately become regular old Casanovas, humping anything that gets in their way, chasing after everything that doesn't.

But are you tired of having angry pet owners knocking on your door demanding to know why all their pets offspring bear a striking resemblance to your beloved fur ball?

Is That A Weapon In Your Pocket Sir?

Air travel has gotten more and more inconvenient ever since 9/11, and the security checks that Americans are subjected to are beginning to border on comedy. The pat downs, the full body scanner, the x-ray machine that shows three giggling teenage girls what your balls look like... it's quite stressful. 

Parenting 101: Who Did it?

This is pretty awful but at the same time hilarious. These two kids are making an innocent X Factor inspired You Tube clip.... when this happens.

Turtle Burger Fails to Get Onto Plane

"Turtle Burger" by flickr user 'flaunted'

There are many things you feel you need to pack for your holidays. Clothes and sunglasses and Factor 15 or higher sunscreen (so says the Skin Cancer Awareness Board) and some flip flops etc... these are the essentials. Things you require. But there are also things you pack that are not as necessary but will provide you some comfort on the flight. 

Fake Cops Mugging People Turn Out To Be..... Cops

Citizens of Detroit have been scared out of their damned minds this past week as reports of fake cops in convincing uniforms pulling people over and then robbing them at gun point.

Bristol Couple Get Married at McDonald's

Matrimonial McDonald's is as bad as Birthday Burger King. 

I'm something of a traditionalist. Not to say that I'm against progress, far from it, but there are some things that just require you to stick with the old ways. Slightly like House Stark because, let's face it, eventually winter will come, and it has.

10 Things This Year's Freshers Won't Remember

September is fast approaching and soon a whole new crop of fresh (READ: greasy) faced students, who we mockingly call Freshers because they're so fresh they don't seem to mind being mockingly called Freshers, will arrive in their new towns ready to learn and also oversleep and miss learning.

Seal shunned for being ginger

Unless you've been hauled up in a bunker somewhere, devoid of all human interaction whilst awaiting the inevitable apocalypse then you are undoubtedly familiar with the concept of gingerism. 

It's not uncommon to hear some self-congratulatory bastard shoot down another human being simply because their hair is of a slightly lighter shade than their own.

But whilst we can accept that humans are basically arseholes who will pick up on any trait in the attempt to destroy a fellow humans livelihood, we wouldn't expect the same heartless discrimination from seals. 

Win a baby!

WORDS: Chris Welsh

Normally when a game show host asks 'Who wants to win this baby?!' they're talking about a Ski-doo or a drinks cabinet or something. Not on AMAAN RAMAZAN, Pakistan’s answer to The Price is Right. No, they're talking about real, no foolin' babies.

That's right, you can win a sprog. They've done it twice in the past, and host Aamir Liaquat Hussain has handed two actual tiny humans to two couples who got the most points, or whatever the hell they do on Amaan Ramazan.

Drunk bloke from Liverpool on US TV show

Liverpool has its gems, the 2008 capital of culture, Brookside and our head office...

But now it has this guy too!

Giving only the name Steven the man who has clearly had one sherbet too many was captured on a US cop show called Vegas Strip. The helpful cops give him the benefit of the doubt and decide he's Scottish then try to help him home. Check out the end video when he volunteers for arrest. 

The Morning After the Night Before: A Guide to being Hungover

Good night out? If the answer is yes then you're probably hating life today. 

Am I right? Well, never fear, help is at hand to get you through this tough time in your life. 

Cameron Axes Internet Porn

Prime Minister David Cameron will soon succeed in reviving the 404 Error as his attempts to convince UK service providers to restrict access to porn sites becomes a reality.