In what has been dubbed “The Windiest Day In Literally The
Last Week Or So”, keyboard bashers everywhere have been going crazy with the
news that their patio furniture had blown over and in some cases wheelie bins
and plant pots too, as high speed winds take to the UK.
Bus Driver Rex Manly, 39, from Chester says “It’s utter madness, I left for work today and the front
gate was honestly swinging of its own accord.”, before adding “The Government
should really crackdown on this sort of behaviour. No wonder there's a recession.”
Rex’s words have been echoed across the internet by frustrated social network
users with complaints such as “my plastic reindeer fell over” and “my hat
became slightly askew”. One man's scarf was also reported to have unexpectedly "twatted him in the face".
So far the Met Office has yet to pass comment but it is believed that Michael
Fish is quite vocal on the matter behind closed (albeit creaky) doors.
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