Good night out? If the
answer is yes then you're probably hating life today.
Am I right? Well, never fear, help is at hand to get you through this tough time in your life.
Firstly, there are several types of hangover:1. A slight headache (congrats)
2. Headache and extreme tiredness (zzz)
3. Headache, tiredness and nausea (grim)
4. Headache, tiredness, nausea and fear of death (savage)

Categories 1 and 2 certainly won't have sent any embarrassing texts or tweets to angry flatmates or crushes, whereas categories 3 and 4 will have confessed their undying love for their tutor over Twitter. Fantastic.
If you are classed as either category 1
or 2 hangover then drink some water and eat salty food - you'll be fine. If
it's 3 or 4 or you class it to be any worse then you are in a dire situation.
Of course, it's made worse because it's self inflicted and therefore nobody
feels remotely sorry for you.
Categories 3 and 4 mean that movement is extremely limited due to the nausea. This also means you won't be able to tell hunger and nausea apart and from fear of being sick, won't eat or want to drink anything. I urge you to try and drink and eat something. You'll feel much more human, I promise. Carbs are always a good bet (pasta always gets me through it) but I'm sure I should be telling you to eat fresh fruit and veg (much healthier but the nuclear option is to choose carbs).
Before food is consumed if you are nervous about vomming then I would try (I know it will just be sooo hard for you) to get up and stand in the shower for a few minutes. You'll wash last night off you so you won't at least have to smell the alcohol anymore.

Just remember, you're not going to die,
..even if it feels like it. Just stick films on and eat some chips. In fact, that's a panacea for any problem you'll encounter in life. Keep calm and eat chips.
Words by Holly Risdon - Bristol