Drunk Driving Killer Teenager Too Rich to Jail

Yep you read that correctly, a teenager from USA who drove his car whilst three times over the limit and killed four people and seriously injured others isn’t going to prison because “he is too rich for jail”

Ethan Couch, 16 from Texas, USA robbed beer from a local branch of Walmart and he and seven friends jumped in a pickup truck and left a horrific path of destruction on their drive.

Mates Convince Drunk Driver he’s Been in a Coma for 10 years

Drink driving isn’t a great idea. You might hurt yourself, hit something, cause a lot of damage, hurt someone else, pass out at the wheel, get arrested; all kinds of possibilities. 

This particular chap knows all about getting arrested; with 5 DUIs under his belt he’s pretty much an expert on getting arrested for drunk driving.

Genius Landlady Tents Up Boozers

Lizzie Jennings is the landlady of The Drum and Monkey pub near Upton-upon-Severn in Worcestershire. Lizzie Jennings is a brilliant, brilliant woman.

So what makes Lizzie Jennings and The Drum and Monkey special? Well. The Drum and Monkey is your typical pub with a nice garden. But they’ve cleared away all of their garden furniture to make room for six large tents and a porta-potty. Why have they put those there? For their patrons.

Australian Sets Buddy on Fire for Taking The Last Beer

Gary Miles, 41, and Paul Stamp, 47, were two good friends. They met twelve years ago, but living in different parts of Australia, they hadn’t been together for a long time. They met purely by chance in a Darwin bar (of course), shortly after Paul arrived in the area. His wallet had sadly been stolen, so being a stand-up kind of guy, Gary invited him to stay in his spare room for a few weeks until he got back on his feet.

92 Year Old Man Stopped from Buying Alcohol Due to Lack of ID.

Tony Bell, 92 of Feltham, West London tried to buy two bottles of Vodka from his local branch of Tesco until he was stopped in his tracked and KB’d by the check-out girl when he legally couldn’t prove he was over 18, despite being clearly elderly.

Win a Month's Supply of Rekorderlig and a £100 ASOS Voucher

Getting a bit nippy out isn't it. How would you like a £100 ASOS voucher to go towards some winter threads? Tell you what, we'll throw in a some Rekorderlig cider too so you can stay warm with their new winter flavour.

Get Drunk Without the Hangover - Science Shows Us How!

Great news student boozers! Scientists are currently developing a drug which imitates the feelings and effects of being drunk, without any of the negatives.

That means no hangovers, no liver damage, no addiction... no problems!

It works by targeting neurotransmitters in the brain directly, giving the taker the feelings of pleasure and disinhibition common in drunkenness. Experiments showed that some cases were “indistinguishable” from the actual effects of drinking, yet because it acts directly, it can also be immediately remedied with an antidote.

Drunk German Ends Night On The Back Of A Horse

Thinking of hitting the sauce this weekend? Well, try finding a better place to hit the hay than this guy.

A German man decided after a night hitting the booze that the best place to fall asleep would be hanging over the rear end of a horse.

How to Play Drunk Disney: Snow White

The aim of the game is to pick an element from the film that is likely to reoccur quite often. Sit back with a couple of friends…… and get drunk as shit.

These three brave contenders take on the Disney Epic, Snow White and have to have a shot every time a cute animal appears on screen.

Someone, somewhere, has invented wine for cats.

Entrepreneurs in Japan have been getting in touch with their feline side by putting a catty twist on that old friend, the fermented grape.

Coca-Cola prints "You Retard" on bottle cap

Coca-cola have today apologised for accidentally printing “You Retard” on the inside of a bottle cap. The unfortunate words were discovered on a bottle of Vitamin Water, by a family with a disabled child. 

Drunken Elks Corner Locals

We’re not talking about a bunch of lads on the beer here. No, we’re talking four legged, 500 pound wild animals.

If the recent behaviour of the elk is anything to go by, then animals aren’t all that different from humans after they’ve had a few.

Whatever Happened to Sunny Delight?

Originally marketed as a 'healthy alternative' to fizzy pop, Sunny Delight was the sickly coloured wonder drink that kids could guzzle through a whole Simpsons marathon without being told off by their parents.

This was because the clever people at Procter & Gamble had somehow convinced us that despite essentially being a concentrated dose of diabetes, it was actually good for us. To understand how they got away with this for so long you have to realise it was the 90's: healthy food hadn't been invented yet. Chips glowed in the dark, meat was made of synthetics and buying vegetables was just a cause for your girlfriend to question your sexuality.

Australian Scientists Eradicate Hangovers

Scientists at Queensland University in Australia believe they've discovered a way to once and for all wipe hangovers off the face of your brain, and toilet. As we all expected they eventually would.

Drunk bloke from Liverpool on US TV show

Liverpool has its gems, the 2008 capital of culture, Brookside and our head office...

But now it has this guy too!

Giving only the name Steven the man who has clearly had one sherbet too many was captured on a US cop show called Vegas Strip. The helpful cops give him the benefit of the doubt and decide he's Scottish then try to help him home. Check out the end video when he volunteers for arrest. 

The Morning After the Night Before: A Guide to being Hungover

Good night out? If the answer is yes then you're probably hating life today. 

Am I right? Well, never fear, help is at hand to get you through this tough time in your life.