American Apparel Mannequins now with Pubes

American Apparel have apparently forgotten that the point of mannequins is to show off the clothing, as they’ve recently decided that their mannequins need to be the part people focus on. So they’ve slapped pubes on them.

Lindsay Lohan Fears Nude Pics Leaked

Lindsay Lohan is reported to be terrified that naked pictures of her will be leaked following the recent theft of her laptop from a Shanghai airport. She’s offering a very large reward for its safe return in the hopes of preventing these photos getting into the public domain. She’s also worried that private messages between herself and Woody Allen, and herself and Lady Gaga could be leaked; clearly there’s something juicy there.

It’s Now a Fad Apparently; Man Caught Jerking it in Sainsbury’s

You’ve probably read by now about the delightful chap who took it upon himself to go into the ladies toilets in a Walmart in Tulsa and go to town on himself. Most people read this news and responded with some mixture of “what the fuck” and disgust. Reasonable reactions really, as it’s pretty disgusting. But one man seems to have read the news and thought, “Hey. That looks like a cracking idea. We should have that in the UK. I should DO that in the UK”.

Britain’s Horniest Student to Face Disciplinary Action

Back in November, as I’m sure you remember, ShagAtUni crowned the “UK’s horniest student”. Taking this prize was Elina Desaine, a Computer Science student at Exeter University, who allegedly has more sex than most Computer Science students have in, well, ever.

Banned Australian Condom Advert NSFW

We've had a few bizarre condom adverts on the site recently. This one takes it a step further. 

Oxford Girls Gone Wild

Quick, think of a female Oxford student. Got an image in your head? Is it by any chance of a quiet, bookish, shy, nerdy girl?

Cinema 'Accidentally' Screens X Rated Trailer Before Disney Film

A group of children in a Florida cinema recently had a premature sexual awakening when their cartoon trailers were interrupted by the X-rated trailer for Nymphomaniac….. the most x-rated film ever to be shown in a mainstream cinema…..

The kids were settling down with their popcorn and fizzy sweets getting ready for the latest bollocks from Disney, when all of a sudden they suffered a full on visual assault from director Lars Von Trier.

Australian Army in Jedi Council Sex Scandal

The alleged ringleader of a sex ring calling themselves the "Knights of the Jedi Council" was charged by New South Wales police in Queanbeyan, Australia last week.

Army Chief Lieutenant General David Morrison 

Hastings Fredrickson, 40, is a former army commando with the Australian Defence Force (ADF), a branch of the Australian Army, and stands accused of leading a group of 17 men who allegedly shared videos and images of naked women without their knowledge. Some members of the group were even challenged to bed the women and film it.

Shocking New Condom Advert.... is Awesome

I bet you're not expecting what what happens at the end.

Teacher Fired For Allegedly Making Teenage Boy's Dream Come True

In news that has caused shockwaves throughout the community, and sparked inevitable debates on the internet, a 16 year old lad from Cardiff allegedly got laid recently. Whilst on study leave for his GCSEs, this unnamed pupil (hereforth referred to as the lad) has done what many boys his age can only dream of, and slept with his teacher.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West's Uncensored New Rudey Crap Video

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have combined their musical genius to bring us this new offering.

The video starts off really nice with loads of wide shot landscapes they must have found on Youtube. You have some wild horses, an eagle and a the regulatory required number of snowy mountains.

Horniest Student of 2013 Announced by Shag At Uni.... ergh

Shag At Uni has awarded its first ever prize for "Horniest Student". Possibly the most tacky promotion the student world has ever been slapped with.

Shag at Uni is a website that is sort of like a dating website, but a whole lot sleazier. It caters specifically for finding students sexual partners. Yep, that's right; now hooking up can be even more of a sure thing than five Jager bombs and a slurred "Hey, I lost my pants, can I get in yours?"

Semen Beats Depression, Study Has Found

Oral sex fights depression and is good for women's health, a study on "mood altering chemicals" has shown.

Ladies, question; do you spit or swallow?

Justin Bieber Filmed with a Hooker

Justin Biebertits caught in the act by a Brazilian pro.

If you came here for the pics of Beiber with a Rugby player you are no doubt disappointed. If you came for the crap ‘Hooker’ joke then you are most welcome.

Horny Teacher Plays Never Have I Ever With Pupils & Asks "Who's A Virgin?"

A female substitute teacher has been banned from ever teaching again after texting a 17 year old boy asking for sex and making inappropriate requests for demonstrations of sex acts from his classmates.

Drama teacher and trained actress, Lindsey Black, 28, was standing in to instruct the sixth form while the class's usual teacher was on maternity leave. However, her "instruction" was not exactly what parents were expecting.

Petition Against 'Pornographic' Photographer Terry Richardson

A petition has been gathering speed to end all brand association with celebrity photographer Terry Richardson after allegations of sexual misconduct.

Charlie Hunnam Pulls Out of Fifty Shades of Grey Movie

The Hollywood adaptation of mum-frapping fodder novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" has come to something of a halt this weekend when Charlie Hunnam, set to play semi-titular Christian Grey, walked away from the project. 

British-born Hunnam, known to most from Sons of Anarchy and Pacific Rim, was cast a little while back as the S in the book's S&M relationship, the M being unbelievably named Anastasia Steele as currently played by Dakota Johnson. When he was first cast there was strong fan backlash as many of the nimble-fingered housewives who'd fallen for Christian Grey (in the bath when no one was in) couldn't quite picture Hunnam as their arse-paddling dream man.

US Marines Ban Masturbation

Getting the bad news

America is currently struggling with the lock down and a severe restriction of services across the country. But this latest cut back is perhaps a step too far. US Marines in Camp Leatherneck Afghanistan have been ordered to stop jacking off.

Miley upsets foam finger creator

Poor Miley. She’s not having much luck lately, is she?

Much like every other Disney princess, all she wanted was to shed her baby fat and show the world how much growing up she’s done over the years.

Bryan Cranston reveals erotic fan letter on Conan

Hot off the heels of their win for Outstanding Drama Series at the 65^th annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Breaking Bad stars Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul appeared on Conan, where Cranston shared a hilarious erotic fan letter he received.