Miley Cyrus Rocks a Camel Toe and Smokes a Joint on Stage

Miley Cyrus has ‘gone and done summin’ again. This time she has accepted an MTV award and decided it was a great time to light up a bifter. 

Check back next week when Cyrus will eat a kitten live on stage before setting herself on fire in protest over the rising cost of living.

Miley Cyrus Slightly Less Naked than Usual

In a surprising twist Miley Cyrus actually wore more clothes than usual for Halloween. 

Critics were shocked by this new more modest style and rumours are flying that Miley may be returning to here orthodox christian roots and even retiring to a small farm to grow some soy beans.

Sinead O’Connor pleads with Miley Cyrus to let her voice do the talking

Her raunchy performance at this year’s VMA’s has become the stuff of viral legend but now the former Disney starlet has once again attracted the wrong sort of attention, prompting desperate pleas from celebrities such as Pink and Sinead O’Connor to clean up her act.

Miley upsets foam finger creator

Poor Miley. She’s not having much luck lately, is she?

Much like every other Disney princess, all she wanted was to shed her baby fat and show the world how much growing up she’s done over the years.

Twerking to be Considered War Crime

The UN has today confirmed that "twerking": in which the offender shakes their hips up and down in a provocative manner, is now classed as a war crime under international law.

The decision was made after the public outcry following Miley Cyrus' MTV performance, now known as "twerkgate", which left many blind and suicidal. In a controversial move, some viewers went as far as to pour acid into their own eyes.