The UN has today confirmed that "twerking": in which the offender shakes their hips up and down in a provocative manner, is now classed as a war crime under international law.
The decision was made after the public outcry following Miley Cyrus' MTV performance, now known as "twerkgate", which left many blind and suicidal. In a controversial move, some viewers went as far as to pour acid into their own eyes.
