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North Korea Publicly Executes 80 People For Watching Foreign Films

North Korea has publicly executed 80 people for watching foreign television programmes, a South Korean newspaper claimed today.

The terrifying statement was made by South Korean newspaper, Seoul’s JoongAng Ilbo daily. It is reported that the government sanctioned murders, carried out on November 3rd, took place in several separate cities on the same day and that, horrifyingly, up to 10,000 people were forced to witness as one person was killed in a sports stadium in the eastern port city Wonsan.

Pigs Really Do Fly: Boar Leaps Onto Taiwanese Balcony, Killing Woman

A wild boar which leapt onto a second floor balcony has killed a Taiwanese woman in her home in New Taipei City, Taiwan.

On October 27 the pig decided he really could fly and landed on the victims balcony. From there it attacked her, leaving her with fatal injuries.

This video is unbelievable. Truck driver Song Ming Tang loses control of his truck after breaking sharply to avoid the vehicle in front. It's a miracle no one was killed during this rush hour commute in Zhejang province China.

Kentucky Fried Soup Goes on Sale

As of tomorrow, KFC stores will start selling, for a limited time, a thing that can be truthfully described as Kentucky Fried Soup. This is obviously happening in Japan, which exists in a time-warped bubble about 40 years ahead of the rest of the planet. The potage (a kind of creamy corn porridge) is said to crisp up nice when fried in the secret herbs and spices, but remain soft on the inside.

The recipe apparently comes from the late great Colonel himself; found in his autobiography (there are recipes in the man's autobiography!) is the process of making a bacon potato fritter type thing, which the Japanese have tweaked in their neon starlabs to create these delicious nuggets.

The Chopstick Mugger

For the most part getting mugged is a terrible experience. Some youth approaches you in the dark, with a spiteful face and a hood up to avoid the glare of CCTV, and he demands your stuff. Maybe he pulls a knife on you, maybe there’s three of them, maybe they all pull knives. Maybe two pull knives and one has a screwdriver or something. I dunno. It’s awful.

Turd Burger Anyone?

The Japanese are clearly more technologically advanced than the rest of us. Their toilets are smarter than our children and the only reason they don't all walk around in enormous metal Gundam suits is because it's not polite. But I have to think that this latest innovation might be taking things to a sort of limit.

Scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory has apparently always been bothered by waste of all kinds. He hates to see perfectly good materials discarded when they could just as easily be repurposed. Unfortunately he's not conducting a study into turning your old wine bottles into candle holders. He wants you to turn your old shit into food.

Micropenis Man in Hospital Trip Shocker

Lots of guys are concerned about the size of their manhood. Usually they've got nothing to worry about. Too much porn and too little self esteem has left them paranoid. However, for a 66 year old man with the condition “micro penis”, it turns out his fears were right on the money.

Man Risks Life to Save Awesome Moustache

A Close Shave

Before we begin lets take a moment to revel in the glory of this man's amazing tache'.

A mouse at Hangzhou Zoo in China has been given its freedom after zookeepers witnessed it attack a venomous snake to save its friend.

A nightclub in Singapore with spectacularly dodgy name of Zouk's has installed a new system in the Gents that will test your urine and tell you if you're over the legal limit for driving.

When you show up you have to hand over your keys, the incentive for doing so being a free parking card. Then you have your night out; drinking and singing and leaning on a confusing fruit machine, then when you break the seal and nip off for a whizz, the urinal will quickly have a check of your piss and let you know whether you've had a few too many... or not.