Lady Gaga, then.
Bit odd isn't she?
It's up for debate if she's knowingly odd, like Joaquin Phoenix in that film where he tried to start a rap career, or genuinely quirky like Bjork. But whatever it is, doesn't really matter because here she is in her birthday suit.
Yes, if you can put up with the unsettling video which is somehow scarier than the video in The Ring, you'll get to see Lady Gaga's ga-gas. (I have no idea if ga-gas is a euphemism for breasts, but it sounds like one so what the hell.)
Note: Wireless can't confirm nor deny if watching this video means you'll die in seven days. I guess we'll have to wait and see.
And I'm certain we're entirely missing the point of the video. It seems to be about inner peace, finding oneself and soulful meditation. It just so happens that it's also about a naked celebrity dicking about in a lake and snuggling with a giant block of ice, which is way more interesting than that other stuff. Either way, enjoy watching Lady Gaga finally go full Yoko Ono.
The Abramovic Method Practiced by Lady Gaga from Marina Abramovic Institute on Vimeo.
Words by Chris Welsh