Man Bitten on the Penis by Big, Black, Toilet Dwelling Snake.

Here’s one to make the lads wimper… 

Prejudice Lives Long and Prospers. Unlike Melissa Bachman’s Lion.

Note:

Wireless Magazine’s vegetarian editor would like to state that the below is not the opinion of the magazine or its staff. However it is an interesting point of view and we are all about having a good massdebate. The Lion King is now available for £1.25 in all good second hand shops near where a blockbuster used to be.

No doubt by now you’ve heard of Melissa Bachman; the heartless, amoral TV presenter who recently posted photos of herself smiling next to the corpse of a lion she supposedly shot and killed. You may have heard of her before this scandal, as in 2012 she was forced off “ultimate survivor Alaska” due to a media storm of rage surrounding – you guessed it – her fondness for hunting.

TV Presenter Shoots Lion and Poses for Facebook Pic

A wildlife TV presenter has caused outrage after posing next to a lion she supposedly hunted and killed in South Africa.

Melissa Bachman hosts American TV hunting show Winchester Deadly Passion and posted a picture of herself on Facebook, smiling, holding a gun while leaning on the corpse of a large male lion.

Gambler Loses House On Single Football Bet

African Arsenal fan left in anguish after away day agony.

Last Sunday’s clash between Manchester United and Arsenal at Old Trafford was one with much riding on it. Arsenal were looking to extend their 14-match unbeaten run away from home in all competitions, Manchester United were looking to revive their, so far, faltering campaign and, in Uganda, Henry Dhabasani was hoping to keep a roof over his head.