It’s Now a Fad Apparently; Man Caught Jerking it in Sainsbury’s

You’ve probably read by now about the delightful chap who took it upon himself to go into the ladies toilets in a Walmart in Tulsa and go to town on himself. Most people read this news and responded with some mixture of “what the fuck” and disgust. Reasonable reactions really, as it’s pretty disgusting. But one man seems to have read the news and thought, “Hey. That looks like a cracking idea. We should have that in the UK. I should DO that in the UK”.

Naked Man Goes on Racist Rampage with a Fire Extinguisher up Bottom

Mr Small had a wide range of choice

 

You hear all the time of people who have had some bad experiences in hotels, but none quite like this I imagine.

A keen hotel stayer decided to take the hotel’s slogan of “a great night’s sleep” a little too far by parading the corridors of a London branch of Premier Inn whilst masturbating with a fire extinguishers hose up his bum. 

US Marines Ban Masturbation

Getting the bad news

America is currently struggling with the lock down and a severe restriction of services across the country. But this latest cut back is perhaps a step too far. US Marines in Camp Leatherneck Afghanistan have been ordered to stop jacking off.

Swedish judge rules it "OK" to crack one off in public

A court in Sweden ruled that a 65 year old man, caught merrily masturbating on a public beach was not guilty of sexual assault.