Go make yourself a drink.
A strong one. You're going to need It. We are about to tear apart your worldly
perception and things will never be the same again. It turns out teenagers have
discovered masturbation, in what we can only assume is the first time ever.
According to the charity
Childline, teenage boys on average watch porn two or three times a week,
revealed a survey dubbed “totally not a waste of time or resources”. Even more worryingly
three quarters of teens claim they found hardcore porn sites by accident.
