Macaulay Culkin has Formed a Pizza-Related Velvet Underground Inspired Band

What do you do when you're never going to eclipse your fame as a child star? Effectively your life is over, you could die and it’s not like people will say you were cut down in your prime. Your prime was before you were ten. Now you just exist. OK that’s set the depressing scene enough now for a flip.

So what do you do?

You form a Velvet Underground inspired PIZZA band…. That’s what!

Macaulay Culkin has formed a pizza-related Velvet Underground inspired band called THE PIZZA UNDERGROUND!

Culkin has teamed up with four musicians from New York's anti-folk scene: Matt Colbourn, Phoebe Kreutz, Deenah Vollmer and Austin Kilham. The Home Alone star plays percussion, vocals and the odd bit of kazoo.

Have a listen to their first EP below. Starting with the awesome “Papa John Says”.

The other brilliantly named tracks are I'm Beginning to Eat the Slice, Pizza, I'm Waiting for The Delivery Man, Cheese Days, Pizza Day, All the Pizza Parties, Pizza Gal and Take a Bite of the Wild Slice.

Xmas No.1?