Joseph Small, 20, admitted to causing criminal
damage on his ‘adventure’ through the corridors of the London hotel branch.
Upon being confronted by a member of staff who
happened to be Bangladeshi, Joseph Small told the man: “This country has been
taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan,"
Whilst urinating on the carpets (still naked at
this point) Small decided to announce “I come from Sheffield in England”.
Speaking in court on
Tuesday, Small said: "I really am truly ashamed of myself - I can't recall
anything that happened and I'm sorry to anyone that I offended that night,"
reports the Independent.
"I have friends
from all different ethnic backgrounds. I'm truly ashamed of myself."
The man walked free
from court. However his curfew was pushed forward a bit so that he could get the
megabus home.
Words by Will Whitby