When you’re a little kid your biggest wish come Christmas
time is to meet Santa Claus. Who can blame little-you though? Santa’s awesome.
He travels all around the world in a single night to deliver presents to every
kid, which he does by breaking silently into all their houses to fill their
stockings.
He runs a workshop in the North Pole, which has got to be pretty
tricky as it’s pretty cold up there, and it’s full of magical elves, which
makes it way cooler.
As you grow up though, you start to lose sight of this
wish as you eventually start to believe the lie society keeps telling you, that
Santa doesn’t exist, even though he blatantly does. Some people keep believing
in the magic though, all the way to adulthood. They understand the truth. And
some of them are even keener to meet Santa than they were as little kids.
And Optics Planet is here to help the still-believers. After
all, adults are the only ones with the skills and finances to properly be able
to put together a proper Santa stake-out, and Optics Planet understands that,
and is here to help make your mission a total success with their Santa stake-out
kit.
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Featuring everything you could possibly need to stop the red
man in his tracks; from camouflage to deer pheromones, night vision goggles and
heat sensing equipment, vision enhancing equipment to image capturing equipment;
the kit has it all. And for only $6500 (about £4000), it can all be yours. I’ll
give you a minute to check out the full list and add to cart here: http://www.opticsplanet.com/optics-planet-santa-stakeout-kit.html
That’s right, you’ve reached the age where you can fully
launch a scalable mission to catch Santa in the act, you’ve honed your skills
from childhood in preparation, and now you can finally have the tools to do it.
Okay, so you may need to throw your whole student loan at it AND hit your
parents up for a sizeable donation, but any length has to be worth it to
actually meet Santa Claus.
Ari Carrington
