Soon, your tea can be as complicatedly named and over priced as your coffee.
Famous for its mind bogglingly complex menu offering the
most specialised service man has ever heard of (eg. The Non Fat, Half Caff, Tripple
Grande, Quarter Sweet, Sugar Free Vanillia, Non-Fat Lactaid, Extra Hot, Extra
Foamy, double shot of Caramel Macchiato with chocolate syrup… and hey, since
it’s coming up for Halloween, why don’t we throw a little Pumpkin Spice on
there, make an occasion of it) and painfully hipster reputation, super-brand
Starbucks is opening… a tea shop.
