Student Makes Thousands Selling Cans of “Air from my Backside”

Antoine Deblay,22 had a business brainwave and decided to sell cans of air from his hometown of Montcuq in the South of France. 

Since launching his idea he has made over €8000 in a matter of months.

Starbucks To Launch Tea Bar In New York

Soon, your tea can be as complicatedly named and over priced as your coffee.

Famous for its mind bogglingly complex menu offering the most specialised service man has ever heard of (eg. The Non Fat, Half Caff, Tripple Grande, Quarter Sweet, Sugar Free Vanillia, Non-Fat Lactaid, Extra Hot, Extra Foamy, double shot of Caramel Macchiato with chocolate syrup… and hey, since it’s coming up for Halloween, why don’t we throw a little Pumpkin Spice on there, make an occasion of it) and painfully hipster reputation, super-brand Starbucks is opening… a tea shop.