Ever seen one of those videos where a small child has got hold of a camera at a wedding or something? Well this is one with a pissed up Russian trying to make love to some cows.
OK first off, no reports
have suggested that the two Russians involved in this story were drunk when it happened.
We are going to take a journalistic leap and suggest they probably were.
Artist's impression
Two Russian tourists were
vacationing in Poland when they decided to sneak into a ticketed National Park
located in the Tatra Mountains. You know kind of like how you might sneak into a
festival, only at this festival they have wild Bears wandering about near the
fence.
Dmitry Argerkov has done what most people can only dream of
doing. He took on the banks and won.
His story started off simply enough. Tinkoff credit services
sent this chap a letter offering him a credit card. The interest rates were
terrible and the terms and conditions were unreasonable. So Mr Argerkov decided
to change them to something a little more agreeable.
Dog the Bounty Hunter, AKA Duane Chapman AKA Mulletron, held a press conference recently to announce his plans to find, capture and forcible extradite NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden and collect the colossal bounty on his head.