OK first off, no reports
have suggested that the two Russians involved in this story were drunk when it happened.
We are going to take a journalistic leap and suggest they probably were.
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| Artist's impression |
Two Russian tourists were
vacationing in Poland when they decided to sneak into a ticketed National Park
located in the Tatra Mountains. You know kind of like how you might sneak into a
festival, only at this festival they have wild Bears wandering about near the
fence.
The two Russians (drunk
Russians) say they were approached by a park attendant who demanded they pay
the admission price. One minor detail in the Russian's recollection was that the park
attendant was wearing a Bear costume, kind of like they do at Disneyland with
Goofy and that.
They later claimed they
wanted to punch the attendant “Just the once” to keep him quiet. But when
employees, alerted by other tourists, came to the scene, they found the
Russians covered in blood and the ACTUAL MASSIVE BEAR unconscious and bleeding from
the head.
The bear named Samson got
nine stitches on the head and was taken to Krakow’s Zoo, Poland, for treatment.
The Russians now have quite possibly the greatest bar story ever on file and
will probably be sued for being cruel bastards.
So now you know. Bear Vs
Russian - Russian wins.
