Imagine, ladies, that you're out and about doing your regular daily thing. Being busy with business, being an independent woman, paying your automo-bill and so on. Then, just as you're about to start your night of drinks with your girlies, a foreign aggressor launches a biological gas attack on the bar. Inconsiderate, certainly, and you're very annoyed but unlike everyone around you, like that bitch Sarah from accounts who thinks she's so cute, you're not dying from exposure to Anthrax because you've had the good sense to purchase...
The Emergency Bra!
Yes, the Emergency Bra; the world's first and only bra slash gas mask! Simply unclasp at the front, remove from your top and place the cup over your mouth and nose, then secure with the strap. What could be simpler? Sure, you're flying without proper breast support, but you're also not foaming at the mouth as your organs liquefy.
