I'm not sure where to start with this review of SyFy
Channel's newest production. Do I tell you it's terrible, which it is, or do I
tell you that it's amazing, which it ALSO is?
Or do I tell you to go around your house locating and
burning every book on science and nature that you can find before you watch it?
Because not a word in any of those will apply to Sharknado.
The basic gist of the film is that a tornado out at sea
fills with water. And also sharks. The tornado then moves inland, carrying the
sharks with it. Exactly what these hundreds of sharks were up to off the coast
of LA isn't addressed, because that'd take time away from the main spectacle of
sharks shaking loose their tornado coils and wreaking big-toothed havoc on a whole
bunch of people. They land in swimming pools, flooded houses and even, in one
scene, on the roof of a car. Obviously the shark bites through the metal to
attack the passengers. Why wouldn't it?