Lindsay Lohan Fears Nude Pics Leaked

Lindsay Lohan is reported to be terrified that naked pictures of her will be leaked following the recent theft of her laptop from a Shanghai airport. She’s offering a very large reward for its safe return in the hopes of preventing these photos getting into the public domain. She’s also worried that private messages between herself and Woody Allen, and herself and Lady Gaga could be leaked; clearly there’s something juicy there.

Keira Knightley Sums up What Twitter is all About

Given that we live in an age when everyone and their nan has a Twitter, probably the most shocking thing you’ll discover in this article is that Keira Knightley didn’t have a Twitter at all until recently. Even more recently, she’s gone back a step and gotten rid of it. She lasted an entire 12 hours, which is as many hours as some celebs spend on it per day.

Justin Bieber Retiring? YES

Tis the season to be jolly indeed, for the man (boy) we all love to hate is leaving music to those who actually know how to do it. That’s right, Justin Bieber is retiring from music. Can I get a hallelujah?

Teen Runs Up £1158 Phone Bill By Voting On TV Show

If Joey Essex has proven anything, it’s that a lot of the people that get involved with ITV’s ratings-buster I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! aren’t particularly intelligent. Nevermind what has to be the most inappropriate use of the term “celebrity” of all time.

Trends For Less: Whites, Frosting and Comfy Casual

Isabel Marant/ Kylie Jenner in Giambatista Valli/ Elie Saab

Problem: Baby, it's cold outside, plus I'm a cash-strapped fashionista.
Solution: Wear things that are practical, affordable and look good.

This week, we take inspo from the Ecru trend of A/W 2013 and recent red carpet style. Sure, it is cold, but you can be hot.

Black is Back with 'Saturday'.

Teen Terror Rebecca Black is back with a sequel to 2011's annoyingly catchy anthem 'Friday' and what else could it be called but 'Saturday'. 

Yes, it seems that the cash cow that Miss Black has been riding on for the past couple of years has stopped generating money to support her 'Fun Fun Fun', and now the world must learn what Rebecca Black does on her Saturdays. It's riveting stuff. 

Katie Hopkins Petition Achieves Little But to Get Her More Press

As you’ve probably read by now, Katie Hopkins is back in the news due to her ill-advised and poorly-timed tweet about the Scottish life expectancy, right in the wake of the helicopter crash in Glasgow that killed nine people. This sparked fury, outrage, and all the other feelings provoked by Katie Hopkins talking. This rage was turned into a petition to have her banned from television.

Katie Hopkins Opens Mouth, Many People Whine. Again.

Katie Hopkins is one of those people almost everybody’s heard of. Which is a pretty huge achievement for someone who’s only real claims to fame are two reality show appearances (The Apprentice and I’m A Celebrity). I mean, can you name any other contestants from The Apprentice? 

Lindsay Lohan to Sue Rockstar for Portraying Her in GTAV

Everyone knows that GTAV was one of the highest grossing video games of all time, making more money than the Catholic church and Richard Branson combined (most made up fact ever). But now it seems like Rockstar may be about to be sued for a piece of that massive pie by none other than Lindsay Lohan (Two halves of the twins in the Parent Trap, and then some mug shots when she got older).

Chantelle Houghton (From Big Brother) Looking a Bit Rough

Recent Antarctic expedition reports back with images of previously unseen mammal.

Now that's a bit mean and we don't normally like to go all Gossip magazine and Daily Mail on you. But come on the girl obviously has some sort of fitness DVD coming out in January and wants to get some 'mess press' (just made that up). So let's all take this moment to have a good look at her, feel better about ourselves and not feel a tiny bit guilty for it. Fuck it, I'm eating pizza as I write this and it's still morning.

The Hottest Autumn / Winter Trends

With the party season fast approaching, and increasing excuse to go shopping for that perfect outfit, Mallzee brings you some of A/W biggest (& in some cases brightest!) trends.

Sequins

There are but a few times of the year when it is appropriate to look like a glittering human disco ball and winter is one of them so best embrace it, everyone deserves to sparkle, right? If the weather isn’t making a statement, then your outfit certainly should. Whether you fear the sequin and just need a subtle pop of bling or you are an established worshiper of all things shiny, we have the pieces to make you sparkle.

Miley Cyrus Rocks a Camel Toe and Smokes a Joint on Stage

Miley Cyrus has ‘gone and done summin’ again. This time she has accepted an MTV award and decided it was a great time to light up a bifter. 

Check back next week when Cyrus will eat a kitten live on stage before setting herself on fire in protest over the rising cost of living.

Tom Cruise Sues Magazines For Defamation

Tom Cruise has filed a $50 million against Bauer Publishing company after two of their magazines claimed he abandoned his daughter after his divorce from Katie Holmes.

It was revealed in a 48 page document how Cruise did not see daughter Suri for 110 days after his split from the Dawson's Creek actress. It was implied that his Scientology religion may have had something to do with this and that he is a bad parent for allowing such an occurrence.

Justin Bieber Filmed with a Hooker

Justin Biebertits caught in the act by a Brazilian pro.

If you came here for the pics of Beiber with a Rugby player you are no doubt disappointed. If you came for the crap ‘Hooker’ joke then you are most welcome.

Trends For Less: Winter Warmers

It's not quite Winter yet but, baby, it's cold outside! Blue lips and a red nose are not a good look, so wrap yourself up in style with these brrrr-illiantly on trend winter accessories.

"Thor" Actress Jaimie Alexander Rumoured for Wonder Woman

Thor 2: The Darkworld made over £68,500,000 this weekend, and it's not even out in American yet, but actress Jaimie Alexander who plays female Lady Sif maybe be about to swap her shield for... another... different kind of shield. And some rope.

Alexander was at the Comikaze Expo this weekend when she revealed she'd been in talks with Warner Bros about the possibility of her playing Wonder Woman, and the other possibility of her debut coming in Batman vs Superman. She didn't those things overtly, because no one ever does unless they're Samuel L. Jackson, but she admitted to knowing the plot of the upcoming DC Comics movie which is set to star Ben Affleck as Batman and a returning Henry Cavill as Superman.

Megan Fox in COD Live Action Trailer

Check out this Call of Duty Ghosts live action trailer, directed by James Mangold and featuring Megan Fox.

Lady Gaga Denies Bisexual Rumours Are Marketing Ploy

Lady Gaga..... still in the news.... with an album coming out.

During an interview with Andy Cohen she spoke out about her bisexuality, denying claims that her adventures taking "a few dips in the lady pond" are nothing more than a marketing ploy to make her music and image more appealing to a wider audience.

Fameageddon; Celebrities Obituaries - October

For some people, the greatest thing you can achieve in life is to become in some way famous. People will due all manner of humiliating and morally reprehensible things just to have the limelight shone in their direction for even the most fleeting of moments. They'll queue, in the rain, for hour after hour just for the chance to warble at a desk full of people whose only discernible talent is sitting behind a desk judging whether or not other people have any discernible talent.

Miley Cyrus Slightly Less Naked than Usual

In a surprising twist Miley Cyrus actually wore more clothes than usual for Halloween. 

Critics were shocked by this new more modest style and rumours are flying that Miley may be returning to here orthodox christian roots and even retiring to a small farm to grow some soy beans.